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    <dc:title>The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath</dc:title>
    <dc:author id="12">Howard Phillips Lovecraft</dc:author>
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    <dc:identifier scheme="URI">urn:isbn:0345337794</dc:identifier>
    <dc:language>en</dc:language>
    <dc:date>1943</dc:date>
    <dc:subject>Short Fiction</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>Horror</dc:subject>
    <dc:description>&lt;p&gt;Randolph Carter dreams three times of a majestic sunset city, but each time he is abruptly snatched away before he can see it up close. When he prays to the gods of dream to reveal the whereabouts of the phantasmal city, they do not answer, and his dreams of the city stop altogether. Undaunted, Carter resolves to go to Kadath, where the gods live, to beseech them in person. However, no one has ever been to Kadath and none even knows how to get there. In dream, Randolph Carter descends &quot;the seventy steps to the cavern of flame&quot; and speaks of his plan to the priests Nasht and Kaman-Thah, whose temple borders the Dreamlands. The priests warn Carter of the great danger of his quest and suggest that the gods withdrew his vision of the city on purpose.&lt;/p&gt;</dc:description>
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    <dc:title>The Shadow Over Innsmouth</dc:title>
    <dc:author id="12">Howard Phillips Lovecraft</dc:author>
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    <dc:identifier scheme="URI">urn:isbn:0345444078</dc:identifier>
    <dc:language>en</dc:language>
    <dc:date>1931</dc:date>
    <dc:subject>Short Fiction</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>Horror</dc:subject>
    <dc:description>&lt;p&gt;The story describes of a strange hybrid race, half-human and half an unknown creature that resembles a cross between a fish and frog, that dwells in the seaside village of Innsmouth (formerly a large town, but lately fallen into disrepair). The townspeople worship Cthulhu and Dagon, a Philistine deity incorporated into the Cthulhu Mythos.&lt;/p&gt;</dc:description>
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    <dc:title>For the Want of a Gas Barbecue</dc:title>
    <dc:author id="46248">Adrian Slatcher </dc:author>
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    <dc:language>en</dc:language>
    <dc:date>2009</dc:date>
    <dc:description>Everything is perfect is Rob Collins life. He&#8217;s got a beautiful wife, Sarah, who he met at university, he&#8217;s working on Special Projects, which is transforming the company he works for, and whilst Sarah&#8217;s away in New York, they&#8217;re getting the garden transformed, with, best of all, a freestanding gas barbecue. But a midlife crisis doesn&#8217;t let you know that&#8217;s it about to start, and with Sarah away, there&#8217;s nobody to hold Rob up when he starts to fall. Often funny, occasionally dark, &#8220;For the love of a gas barbecue: a novella in 3 acts&#8221; is a contemporary morality tale from the barbed pen of Adrian Slatcher.  </dc:description>
    <dc:subject>Contemporary</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>comedy</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>novella</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>manchester</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>dark humour</dc:subject>
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    <dc:title>A Dancing Bear</dc:title>
    <dc:author id="18106">David Free</dc:author>
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    <dc:language>en</dc:language>
    <dc:date>2008</dc:date>
    <dc:description>What if getting the girl meant becoming a terrorist wet boy? On an unnamed university campus late in the 20th century, a young man named Fenton Bland joins a society of student Maoists in order to get near the girl he loves. But the girl turns out to belong to the chief Maoist - and HE turns out to harbor alarming aspirations in the field of revolutionary terror ...</dc:description>
    <dc:subject>humour</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>Novel</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>fiction</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>Humor</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>Satire</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>literature</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>Australian</dc:subject>
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    <dc:title>Romancing the Imaginary Other</dc:title>
    <dc:author id="5786">RL Schrag</dc:author>
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    <dc:language>en</dc:language>
    <dc:date>2003</dc:date>
    <dc:description>Romantic poetry, while usually written to a specific individual, often outlives the relationship.  When viewed over the course of a lifetime it seems that all these poems were written to a single idealized lover who peered briefly from real eyes.  But those flesh and blood partners eventually, inevitably, succumbed when measured against the incomparable charms of the imaginary other. This is a collection of  poems written to those imaginary others.</dc:description>
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    <dc:subject>romantic poetry</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>chord theory</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>schrag</dc:subject>
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    <dc:title>Nobody to Kill: A Dick Burns Minit Mrdr&#174;</dc:title>
    <dc:author id="19484">William Garner &amp; monkeyrotica</dc:author>
    <dc:identifier>http://feedbooks.com/userbook/2286</dc:identifier>
    <dc:language>en</dc:language>
    <dc:date>2008</dc:date>
    <dc:description>Private dick Dick Burns takes on healthcare fraud, bisexual thrill killers, and a dog with scrofula...with guns blazing!</dc:description>
    <dc:subject>detective</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>pulp</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>dc</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>monkeyrotica</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>dick burns</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>minit mrdr</dc:subject>
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    <dc:title>Revenge of the Anarcholesbian Epidemiologist: A Dick Burns Minit Mrdr&#174;</dc:title>
    <dc:author id="19484">William Garner &amp; monkeyrotica</dc:author>
    <dc:identifier>http://feedbooks.com/userbook/2382</dc:identifier>
    <dc:language>en</dc:language>
    <dc:date>2008</dc:date>
    <dc:description>A virus causes its victims to bash their skulls to pulp: corporate conspiracy or the latest Gen-X trend?  You make the call.</dc:description>
    <dc:subject>pulp</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>dc</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>monkeyrotica</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>hardboiled</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>dick burns</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>minit mrdr</dc:subject>
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  <userbook id="2459">
    <dc:title>The Chimp's Gotta Gun!: A Dick Burns Minit Mrdr&#174;</dc:title>
    <dc:author id="19484">William Garner &amp; monkeyrotica</dc:author>
    <dc:identifier>http://feedbooks.com/userbook/2459</dc:identifier>
    <dc:language>en</dc:language>
    <dc:date>2008</dc:date>
    <dc:description>Dick Burns teams up with adult film star Nina Hartley against an unholy cabal of anti-sex feminists and CIA hitmonkeys.</dc:description>
    <dc:subject>pulp</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>dc</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>monkeyrotica</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>hardboiled</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>dick burns</dc:subject>
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    <dc:title>The Chickasaw Gravelpacker: A Dick Burns Minit Mrdr&#174;</dc:title>
    <dc:author id="19484">William Garner &amp; monkeyrotica</dc:author>
    <dc:identifier>http://feedbooks.com/userbook/2484</dc:identifier>
    <dc:language>en</dc:language>
    <dc:date>2008</dc:date>
    <dc:description>A hermaphroditic Chinaman takes the Speaker of the House hostage in a hideously perverted plot to change his gender.</dc:description>
    <dc:subject>pulp</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>dc</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>monkeyrotica</dc:subject>
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    <dc:title>Lead Valentines for Wang: A Dick Burns Minit Mrdr&#174;</dc:title>
    <dc:author id="19484">William Garner &amp; monkeyrotica</dc:author>
    <dc:identifier>http://feedbooks.com/userbook/2493</dc:identifier>
    <dc:language>en</dc:language>
    <dc:date>2008</dc:date>
    <dc:description>It's Othello in a kilt meets a sumo Farewell, My Lovely in this action-rimmed tale of jealously, retribution, and self-abuse.</dc:description>
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    <dc:subject>dc</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>monkeyrotica</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>hardboiled</dc:subject>
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    <dc:title>The Case of the Missing Foot: A Dick Burns Minit Mrdr&#174;</dc:title>
    <dc:author id="19484">William Garner &amp; monkeyrotica</dc:author>
    <dc:identifier>http://feedbooks.com/userbook/2624</dc:identifier>
    <dc:language>en</dc:language>
    <dc:date>2008</dc:date>
    <dc:description> Hot amputee action with a guest appearance by adult film actress Annette Haven!</dc:description>
    <dc:subject>pulp</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>dc</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>monkeyrotica</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>hardboiled</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>dick burns</dc:subject>
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    <dc:title>The Guns of Capitol Hill: A Dick Burns Minit Mrdr&#174;</dc:title>
    <dc:author id="19484">William Garner &amp; monkeyrotica</dc:author>
    <dc:identifier>http://feedbooks.com/userbook/2831</dc:identifier>
    <dc:language>en</dc:language>
    <dc:date>2008</dc:date>
    <dc:description>An NRA chestnut! Shootout at the House Select Committee on Assasinations!</dc:description>
    <dc:subject>dc</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>monkeyrotica</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>hardboiled</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>dick</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>burns</dc:subject>
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    <dc:title>Requiem for a Hitman: A Dick Burns Minit Mrdr&#174;</dc:title>
    <dc:author id="19484">William Garner &amp; monkeyrotica</dc:author>
    <dc:identifier>http://feedbooks.com/userbook/2986</dc:identifier>
    <dc:language>en</dc:language>
    <dc:date>2009</dc:date>
    <dc:description>The last of the JFK &quot;clean-up&quot; crew takes his lumps for the Crime of the Century.</dc:description>
    <dc:subject>pulp</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>dc</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>monkeyrotica</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>hardboiled</dc:subject>
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    <dc:title>Blood and Garlic: A Dick Burns Minit Mrdr&#174;</dc:title>
    <dc:author id="19484">William Garner &amp; Monkeyrotica</dc:author>
    <dc:identifier>http://feedbooks.com/userbook/3380</dc:identifier>
    <dc:language>en</dc:language>
    <dc:date>2009</dc:date>
    <dc:description>A brainwashed assassin runs amok in DC and is looking for a really good plate of ziti. Burns serves one up hot and steaming.</dc:description>
    <dc:subject>pulp</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>dc</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>monkeyrotica</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>hardboiled</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>dick</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>burns</dc:subject>
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  <userbook id="695">
    <dc:title>Ohiowa</dc:title>
    <dc:author id="8385">T. Alex Miller</dc:author>
    <dc:identifier>http://feedbooks.com/userbook/695</dc:identifier>
    <dc:language>en</dc:language>
    <dc:date>2009</dc:date>
    <dc:description>A dark comedy full of unlikely heroes, sleazy villains and a terrorism-laden backdrop that seems all too possible. Ohiowa is action-packed, therapy-laden and delightfully absurd. </dc:description>
    <dc:subject>fiction</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>colorado</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>jihad</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>action</dc:subject>
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  <userbook id="3170">
    <dc:title>Dark, Mysterious, and Irreverent</dc:title>
    <dc:author id="23897">Jeanne Treat</dc:author>
    <dc:identifier>http://feedbooks.com/userbook/3170</dc:identifier>
    <dc:language>en</dc:language>
    <dc:date>2009</dc:date>
    <dc:description>This eBook is a collection of short stories from the mind of Jeanne Treat, author of the Dark Birthright trilogy.  The collection features mystery, intrigue, and plenty of supernatural happenings.  Three stories take place in old Scotland, while one takes place in a modern day Spiritualist community.   Experience a witch hanging, a haunting, an execution, and an unusual birth.


</dc:description>
    <dc:subject>fantasy</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>fiction</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>mystery</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>short</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>dark</dc:subject>
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  <userbook id="6477">
    <dc:title>Ezra Pound - Selected Poems</dc:title>
    <dc:author id="45144">Ezra Pound</dc:author>
    <dc:identifier>http://feedbooks.com/userbook/6477</dc:identifier>
    <dc:language>en</dc:language>
    <dc:date>2009</dc:date>
    <dc:description>Selection of Poetry</dc:description>
    <dc:subject>poetry</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>ezra pound</dc:subject>
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  <userbook id="735">
    <dc:title>P.S.I.: a novel about Pressure, Sex &amp; Intuition</dc:title>
    <dc:author id="10045">MC Radiance</dc:author>
    <dc:identifier>http://feedbooks.com/userbook/735</dc:identifier>
    <dc:language>en</dc:language>
    <dc:date>2005</dc:date>
    <dc:description>About the sex lives and psyches of 4 artists along their bizarre paths to stardom:  a singer, a film director, a writer and a rocker...   Sabrina escapes death twice: will she finally triumph as the singer for her goth band, Clitorisaurus?  Ziggy, a lonely professor, moonlights as an S&amp;M director: X-rated reality shows catapult him to infamy.  A Palestinian peacenik author feels someone is trying to kill him.  And Todd the rocker can't seem to keep a grip...</dc:description>
    <dc:subject>fantasy</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>adventure</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>politics</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>marketing</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>Satire</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>rock</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>reality TV</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>sexuality</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>goth</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>shamanism</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>underworld</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>underworld</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>S&amp;M</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>terrorism</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>visionary</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>survival</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>stardom</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>rehab</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>publishing</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>drama</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>erotica</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>peace</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>disaster</dc:subject>
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  <userbook id="2623">
    <dc:title>The Case of the Naked Nun: A Dick Burns Minit Mrdr&#174;</dc:title>
    <dc:author id="19484">William Garner &amp; monkeyrotica</dc:author>
    <dc:identifier>http://feedbooks.com/userbook/2623</dc:identifier>
    <dc:language>en</dc:language>
    <dc:date>2008</dc:date>
    <dc:description>A cross country killing spree turns into a high-octane Christian allegory! As cited in the Vatican Index of Forbidden Texts!</dc:description>
    <dc:subject>pulp</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>dc</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>monkeyrotica</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>hardboiled</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>dick burns</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>minit mrdr</dc:subject>
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  <userbook id="7906">
    <dc:title>Forever In Time</dc:title>
    <dc:author id="45603">Charlie</dc:author>
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    <dc:language>en</dc:language>
    <dc:date>2009</dc:date>
    <dc:description>If Stephanie Fields was asked to describe herself, she&#8217;d say she was ordinary, calm and cautious.  Her quiet life was exactly as she wanted it to be, or so she thought, until a mysterious stranger entered her shop.  He had a knack for drawing her out of herself, for pushing her buttons, for making her feel...  But now, just when life was getting interesting, someone was stalking her.



Excerpt:

 
She was in there, he knew it.  He&#8217;d followed her that morning as she left her house, keeping a discreet distance, doing nothing that could alert her or anyone else of his intentions...  Time was on his side.  He could wait.  Wait until his target appeared...  &#8220;I&#8217;m waiting for you Stephanie,&#8221; he whispered as she exited the grocery store and put her purchases into her sensible grey car.  &#8220;I&#8217;ve been waiting a very, very long time.&#8221;
</dc:description>
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    <dc:subject>paranormal</dc:subject>
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    <dc:author id="21065">Dennie Heye</dc:author>
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    <dc:language>en</dc:language>
    <dc:date>2008</dc:date>
    <dc:description>Satire from a librarian in a large bureaucracy, trying to survive boring meetings, clueless managers, reorganisations, offshored helpdesks and l-users (library users).

New - updated version contains 8 months worth of new episodes!

New episodes via http://olfh.blogspot.com</dc:description>
    <dc:subject>Humor</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>Satire</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>Office</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>library</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>dilbert</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>bureaucracy</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>librarians</dc:subject>
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    <dc:title>The Great Voyeur: observations on my sexual history</dc:title>
    <dc:author id="10045">MC Radiance</dc:author>
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    <dc:language>en</dc:language>
    <dc:date>2008</dc:date>
    <dc:description>Anecdotes from an unusual sex life, reaching back to first memories, and interwoven with a secret life as a voyeur...  and many lessons learned along the way.  Good for readers of Cosmo or nerve dot com.</dc:description>
    <dc:subject>love</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>Sex</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>sexuality</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>nonfiction</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>psychology</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>relationships</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>porn</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>evolution</dc:subject>
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    <dc:title>His Robot Girlfriend</dc:title>
    <dc:author id="5943">Wesley Allison</dc:author>
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    <dc:language>en</dc:language>
    <dc:date>2009</dc:date>
    <dc:description>Mike Smith's life was crap, living all alone, years after his wife had died and his children had grown up and moved away. Then he saw the commercial for the Daffodil. Far more than other robots, the Daffodil could become anything and everything he wanted it to be. Mike's life is about to change.
</dc:description>
    <dc:subject>science fiction</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>future</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>robot</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>girlfriend</dc:subject>
    <cover>http://feedbooks.com/userbook/5854.png</cover>
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    <dc:title>Uncovered Passion</dc:title>
    <dc:author id="42342">Christopher Golliday &amp; Melissa Golliday</dc:author>
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    <dc:language>en</dc:language>
    <dc:date>2009</dc:date>
    <dc:description>Sasha Verochka is an FSB agent assigned to her first mission. Her mission? Uncovering the motives for why a handsome, former Marine is in Moscow. Being telepathic, she never thought it would be so hard to reveal the truth about Garrick Caldwell. But then again, she'd never experienced desire like this.

Now time is running out as her superiors want answers she can't make herself find. For in doing so, she just might lose her one chance at passion.</dc:description>
    <dc:subject>new</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>york</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>romance</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>Russia</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>City</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>paranormal</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>shape</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>shifter</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>spies</dc:subject>
    <cover>http://feedbooks.com/userbook/5892.png</cover>
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    <dc:title>Black Silk</dc:title>
    <dc:author id="43049">Jan Gordon</dc:author>
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    <dc:language>en</dc:language>
    <dc:date>2009</dc:date>
    <dc:description>Victoria Hudson is 29 and lives in the kind of small town where everyone knows everyone else. She has two great loves in her life -- her cat, Mister, and reading books from her used bookstore.

She doesn't see her life changing much in the future. She's stuck. Until one night when she's saved from probable danger by a mysterious stranger.

******

Steven Colburn has moved around quite a bit during his lifetime, never really finding a place where he felt he could be comfortable.  Until he buys an old homestead, and fate steps in to forever change his life and that of one of the town&#8217;s quiet entrepreneurs.

****

A light romance with a paranormal twist.</dc:description>
    <dc:subject>romance</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>paranormal romance</dc:subject>
    <cover>http://feedbooks.com/userbook/6555.png</cover>
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    <dc:title>The Last to Have Sex</dc:title>
    <dc:author id="53469">Kaolin Fire</dc:author>
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    <dc:language>en</dc:language>
    <dc:date>2002</dc:date>
    <dc:description>[2300 words]

To put it simply, Jerome was fat. His only erogenous zone was his mouth. 

But putting it simply didn't do justice to the rolls of flesh he carted around daily, the sheen of sweat that trickled from his pits, his forehead, his belly. 

Putting it simply didn't do justice to Jerome, for though he was simple of mind and large of body, _he was_, for better or worse, a human being. And despite appearances, an evolved human being.</dc:description>
    <dc:subject>fantasy</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>Sex</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>erotica</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>horror</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>short fiction</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>City</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>telepathy</dc:subject>
    <cover>http://feedbooks.com/userbook/7678.png</cover>
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    <dc:title>Uncollected Stories</dc:title>
    <dc:author id="15148">Small Stories</dc:author>
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    <dc:language>en</dc:language>
    <dc:date>2009</dc:date>
    <dc:description>The second collection from the popular Feedbooks download author. 50 microfictions - sometimes funny, sometimes disturbing, always perfect for mobile reading.</dc:description>
    <dc:subject>funny</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>fiction</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>weird</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>short story</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>surreal</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>microfiction</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>flash fiction</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>very short story</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>mobile reading</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>quirky</dc:subject>
    <cover>http://feedbooks.com/userbook/7283.png</cover>
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    <dc:title>Three Men on the Bummel</dc:title>
    <dc:author id="306">Jerome Klapka Jerome</dc:author>
    <dc:identifier scheme="URI">http://feedbooks.com/book/2181</dc:identifier>
    <dc:language>en</dc:language>
    <dc:date>1900</dc:date>
    <dc:subject>Novels</dc:subject>
    <dc:subject>Humor/Satire</dc:subject>
    <dc:rights>This work is available for countries where copyright is Life+70 and in the USA.</dc:rights>
    <cover>http://feedbooks.com/book/2181.png</cover>
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