Hey you! Get yer greasy paws offa my space hog! Naw, I don’t care that ya didn’t touch it yet. Ya might have later and ain’t but nobody touches my ride!
Aw, yer a human ain’t ya? No offense, but the Main Man thinks you ain’t nothing but a pack of naked monkeys. Yes he does. Hell, ‘bout the only thing ya ever done right was AC/DC. Righteous that is. Cra...
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Hey you! Get yer greasy paws offa my space hog! Naw, I don’t care that ya didn’t touch it yet. Ya might have later and ain’t but nobody touches my ride!
Aw, yer a human ain’t ya? No offense, but the Main Man thinks you ain’t nothing but a pack of naked monkeys. Yes he does. Hell, ‘bout the only thing ya ever done right was AC/DC. Righteous that is. Cranked up on my space hog whenever I’m on the road….what’s that? Ya can’t hear hard rock in space? Why not? Cause ya can’t hear in space? Stupid monkey! Don’t push yer luck!
I’d probably kill ya right here, right now, but I got a business-type appointment. Can’t figure why a soft skinned chimp like yerself would dare walk into a place like Vogon’s Cantina. But I’m in a forgivin’ mood, chimp. So ya can come along and watch the action. And there’s always action at Vogon’s. Just stay outta my way and keep yer head down.
My name? Ya better not forget it ya fraggin bastich. It might be the last name ya ever hear.
Lobo!
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on Dec 26, 2009 at 20:37
4 out of 5
Fun little romp through the egotistical and twisted world of Lobo. Good job with the dialogue! Don't expect a serious story guys, this is a tongue in cheek short story.